Room the Rhymer ([info]halfwest) wrote,
@ 2006-07-18 21:05:00
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*glances at news for first time since last presidential election*
OH MY GOD PEOPLE STOP THROWING BOMBS AT EACH OTHER.

Fucking dickbrains.

*goes back to ignoring the world at large, which is clearly populated by apes*

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[info]buongiornodaisy
2006-07-19 01:10 am UTC (link)
If life gets to be too insane, watch CNN and mock it.

It's fun!

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[info]halfwest
2006-07-19 01:12 am UTC (link)
OOH.

Are they the ones whose idea of a civilized debate is eight people screaming over each other?

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[info]buongiornodaisy
2006-07-19 01:12 am UTC (link)
No, that's the McLaughlin Group.

He comes on chanel 4 during the weekends! He is also mockworthy.

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[info]halfwest
2006-07-19 01:17 am UTC (link)
I find very few things on the news that are not mockworthy, though I find it a lot more fun to mock the science news, since I actually know what I'm talking about in that case.

Even if I express it by refrencing wolverines and fairy dust.

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[info]agenda
2006-07-19 01:32 am UTC (link)
Mocking Fox News is more funner.

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[info]e_mily
2006-07-19 05:05 am UTC (link)
WORD. I HATE that fucking channel.

"Fox News, the only channel you can trust."

Fuck that, you brainwashing assholes.

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[info]cocoajava
2006-07-19 01:33 am UTC (link)
The world can be quite the annoyance, yes. You do realize you live on the same planet that thought this was a good idea?

*flees*

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[info]halfwest
2006-07-19 01:52 am UTC (link)
THAT IS A FABULOUS IDEA.

(Ahahahaa I love you CJ!)

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[info]e_mily
2006-07-19 05:07 am UTC (link)
DUDE. THIS IDEA. SO MUCH LOVE.

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[info]e_mily
2006-07-19 05:07 am UTC (link)
We're all going to hell in a handbasket, Ven. They're taking us all with them.

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[info]halfwest
2006-07-19 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Clearly.

Can I move to JUPITER?

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[info]e_mily
2006-07-19 06:19 pm UTC (link)
Take me with you.

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[info]alryssa
2006-07-19 05:10 am UTC (link)
Sigh. I wish they'd stop waving their penises at each other for two minutes.

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[info]halfwest
2006-07-19 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Baby steps.

First two minutes

Then while they're wondering what to do in that time, we tie them all up in small rooms and make them read Tolstoy until their brains melt.

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[info]adrianna_r
2006-07-19 09:04 am UTC (link)
...

*somewhat affronted*

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[info]halfwest
2006-07-19 06:06 pm UTC (link)
*pat pat*

My country probably has more dickbrains than yours anyway. And actually they're all in my CITY, in that glorified rabbit warren on Capitol Hill.

I'm rebelling and taking over New Zealand. Wanna come?

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